If you're reading this, it means I finally spent a few minutes figuring out how to do the profile README
goodness on GitHub. This seems redundant to the built-in profile, so this may not change for five or more years, much like my dotcom. Time will tell.
- 10+ years of 🎧 scrobbles to Last.fm ~ Maybe we're musical neighbors
If you're interested in hiring me to write code that automates software development pipelines or virtual/cloud infrastructure, tell corny jokes, and bombard engineering chat rooms with animated GIFs...
- My "Facebook 🥱 for work" (LinkedIn) ~ No offense to anyone at MSFT... but its Facebook with work vibes.
...as of the week of 12 June 2023
- 🌱 I’m continually learning:
how to prolong the life of indoor plants
. My Monstera recently grew a new leaf!how to subway tile a kitchen backsplash
- 👯 I’m looking to collaborate on
interesting projects that aim to advance social equity
. 🤔 I’m looking for help withThis was a painful project but the result, very rewarding 😈...an IS38 turbo swap on a 1.8T EA888.3 engine
.- 🔭 I’m currently working on
becoming a harder-better-faster-stronger
version of myself... sometimes with the Daft Punk song playing in the background. - 💬 Ask me about
anything
. Seriously. - 📫 How to reach me...
have really long arms... and, the internet
? 🤷♂️ - 😄 Pronouns:
he/him/his
- ⚡ Fun fact:
I narrowly missed being born 123,456 hours after the Unix epoch
.