"Code? I write it. Understand it? That's a tomorrow problem."
- 💻 Self-declared full-stack dev (aka: I break both front and back)
- 🐍 Fluent in: Python, JavaScript, and Googling error messages
⚠️ 99% of my commits are followed by: “don’t ask how, but it works”- 🔁 Constantly stuck in a loop of:
- Break code
- Fix code
- Forget how I fixed it
- Repeat
Frontend | Backend | DevOps | Miscellaneous |
---|---|---|---|
React | Node.js | Git (chaos) | Console.log therapist |
Tailwind CSS | Express | Postman | "Temporary" fixes |
HTML/CSS | MongoDB | Heroku (lol) | rm -rf /* survivor |
- 🔧 Fixing bugs I created 3 months ago and emotionally abandoned
- 🌱 A side project I’ll finish… one day… maybe
- 🐢 Migrating code from spaghetti to lasagna (still pasta, but layered)
- StackOverflow Elite Lurker
- Pro-level “It worked on my machine” excuse generator
- Breaks prod once a month for the plot
- Expert at naming variables like
finalFinalFix_v2_actual.js
If you love:
- chaotic energy
- building stuff that technically works
- and vibing while pushing last-minute commits...
Then hit me up!
const developer = {
sleep: "depends on the bug",
caffeine: "stronger than my will to debug",
productivity: Math.random() > 0.5 ? "sky high" : "existential crisis",
codeQuality: "undefined",
};
I once spent 3 hours fixing a bug, gave up, went to sleep — it fixed itself.
10/10 would pretend I did it on purpose.
📬 Find me in the terminal… probably crying over a missing semicolon.