Posts to Mastodon completions to the sentence "I hope this email finds you." All content is sourced from Google Books, based on searches for phrases that satrt with "finds you."
Enter your Google API key into finds_you.py, then plug various phrases into the script. It will populate finds_you.txt as it goes. Edit all the cruft out of the lines of text, remote duplicates, etc. Then enter your Mastodon server and API key into post.sh. Create a cron job that will run post.sh periodically. Congratulations, you have a goofy Mastodon bot.