Is this the real plan?
This must be fantasy.
Caught in a deadline
far removed from reality.
Open your eyes
Look up all the bugs and see
I'm just a rich dev, I need some sympathy
But I'm easy come, easy go
Stock price high, stock price low
Anyway the firm goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just wrote UB
Put a gun against my foot
Pulled the trigger, now it's live
Mama, startup had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, whoops, didn't mean to make that fry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really happened
Too late, my time has come
Sent resumes 'round the net,
email's dinging all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and take that job
Mama, ooh, (any way the firm goes)
I don't want to try{}
I sometimes wish we'd never used throw at all
I see a little C++ without a plan
Static member? static member! And does that reference dangle?
Thread support and templates, very, very fright'ning me
(Variadics) initializers, (RAII) CRTP, NonStaticDataMembers SFINAE NRVO-O-O-O-O
Dumb code review where nobody loves me
You're just a bad dev destroying our company
Spare our codebase from your monstrosities
Easy come, easy go, will you let it go?
It's named wrong! No, we will not let it go. (Let it go!)
It's named wrong! We will not let it go. (Let it go!)
It's named wrong! We will not let it go. (Let it go!)
Will not let it go. (Let it go!)
Never let it go (Never, never, never, never let it go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mama mia, let me go
Management has a paper left to sign for me, for me, for me
So you think you can own me and all of my time?
So you think you can smear me and leave it online?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters.....
Coding really matters to me
(Any way the firm goes)