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<!doctype html>
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<head>
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge,chrome=1">
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<title>Enterprise "solutions" @ CLOUD PANIC</title>
<meta name="description" content="Dead long meetings, business cards, large promises and secret forms. The reality of IT business is far away from yachts and cigars.">
<meta name="keywords" content="sap sucks, sap is dead, oracle sucks, ibm sucks">
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<body>
<div id="wrap" class="panic">
<a href="/about.html" id="logo" title="About Cloudpanic">
<strong>!!</strong> cloudpanic
<em>Technologies to master. Crap to ignore.</em>
</a>
<div id="story" class="clear" style="background:url(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2988881908_d3f6cfe6b9_b.jpg) 0 -80px">
<a id="forward" href="http://cloudpanic.com/flash.html"><em>Next Crap</em>:Flash<span></span></a>
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<div id="title">
<h1>Enterprise "solutions"</h1>
<h2>
Dead long meetings, business cards, large promises and secret forms. The reality of IT business is far away from yachts and cigars.
<em id="created">
Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:00:00 +0200
</em>
</h2>
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<div id="bottom">
<div id="share">
<a id="tweet" href="http://twitter.com/share"
data-text="Crap to ignore: Enterprise "solutions" @ cloudpanic.com"
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<h3>It's a sad story, really</h3>
<p>SAP, IBM or a local company builds your system. Big talks, commercial licenses, ten servers and
"enterprise level" quality. Cognac maybe. Hope you did well. The majority failed. Completely.</p>
</li>
<li>
<h3>Massive waste of money</h3>
<p>Problems after problems. Consultant after consultant. Private servers and backups. Licenses, contracts,
training, seminars … They will rob you. No excitement. Just the money.</p>
</li>
<li>
<h3>Insanely complex</h3>
<p>Closed, complex and large. From top to bottom. Millions of lines of messy code: Java, XML, even Cobol.
"Enterprise Edition 2.0 blah, blah …" Horrible user interfaces. People go crazy or become zombies.</p>
</li>
</ul> </div>
<div id="links" class="clear">
<p><a href="http://www.subtraction.com/2007/10/19/if-it-looks-">Subtraction <em>ES is bad stuff</em></a>
<a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=72115">Hacker News <em>Why ES sucks?</em></a>
<a href="http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2004/07/coding-slave.html">Coding Horror <em>Traumatized by ES</em></a></p> </div>
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<div id="navi" class="clear">
<div id="incloud" class="navi">
<h3>Technologies to master</h3>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/redis.html"
>
Redis
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/user-interfaces.html"
>
User Interfaces
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/cloud.html"
>
The Cloud
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/javascript.html"
>
JavaScript
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/services.html"
>
Services
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/stateless-design.html"
>
Stateless design
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/static-html.html"
>
Static HTML
</a>
</div>
<div id="inpanic" class="navi">
<h3>Crap to ignore</h3>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/nokia.html"
>
Nokia
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/features.html"
>
Features
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/enterprise-solutions.html"
class="active">
Enterprise solutions
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/flash.html"
>
Flash
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/java.html"
>
Java
</a>
<a
href="http://cloudpanic.com/sap.html"
>
SAP
</a>
</div>
<div id="marketing-crap">
<strong style="background-image: none; color: white; text-indent: 0; font-size: 36px; width: 400px; margin: 37px;">This blog is closed.</strong>
</div>
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<a href="/about.html">About</a> •
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<a href="http://github.com/tipiirai/cloudpanic">Source code</a> (Github)</a>
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