diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Fills/Lockers/misc.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Fills/Lockers/misc.yml
index d79808f6cd8c0..18c0d00712f9a 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Fills/Lockers/misc.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Fills/Lockers/misc.yml
@@ -203,3 +203,83 @@
     containers:
       entity_storage: !type:NestedSelector
         tableId: MaintenanceLockerLoot
+
+# Intended to very occasionally be useful for prisoners, so mostly functional items instead of fluff
+
+- type: entityTable
+  id: ToiletCisternCommonToolsTable
+  table: !type:GroupSelector
+    children:
+    - id: Screwdriver
+    - id: Wrench
+    - id: Wirecutter
+    - id: Welder
+    - id: ClothingMaskGas
+    - id: PowerCellSmall
+    - id: RadioHandheld
+    - id: Syringe
+    - id: CableApcStack
+    - id: Lighter
+
+- type: entityTable
+  id: ToiletCisternRareToolsTable
+  table: !type:GroupSelector
+    children:
+    - id: ClothingHandsGlovesColorYellow
+    - id: DrinkSpaceLube
+    - id: WelderIndustrial
+    - id: ClothingHeadHatWeldingMaskFlame
+    - id: PowerCellMedium
+    - id: DoubleEmergencyOxygenTankFilled
+    - id: DoubleEmergencyNitrogenTankFilled
+
+- type: entityTable
+  id: ToiletCisternUtilityTable
+  table: !type:GroupSelector
+    children:
+    - id: Brutepack
+    - id: Ointment
+    - id: Gauze
+    - id: ChemistryBottleUnstableMutagen
+
+- type: entityTable
+  id: ToiletCisternWeaponsTable
+  table: !type:GroupSelector
+    children:
+    - id: SurvivalKnife
+    - id: ScalpelShiv
+    - id: Shiv
+    - id: SawImprov
+    - id: HydroponicsToolHatchet
+    - id: ClothingHandsKnuckleDusters
+    - id: WeaponFlareGun
+
+- type: entityTable
+  id: ToiletCisternSyndicateTable
+  table: !type:GroupSelector
+    children:
+    - id: CyberPen
+    - id: CigPackSyndicate
+    - id: SoapSyndie
+    - id: SyndicatePersonalAI
+    - id: UplinkLighterBox
+
+- type: entityTable
+  id: ToiletCisternLoot
+  table: !type:GroupSelector
+    children:
+    - !type:NestedSelector
+      weight: 25
+      tableId: ToiletCisternCommonToolsTable
+    - !type:NestedSelector
+      weight: 8
+      tableId: ToiletCisternRareToolsTable
+    - !type:NestedSelector
+      weight: 5
+      tableId: ToiletCisternUtilityTable
+    - !type:NestedSelector
+      weight: 3
+      tableId: ToiletCisternWeaponsTable
+    - !type:NestedSelector
+      weight: 1
+      tableId: ToiletCisternSyndicateTable
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Structures/Furniture/toilet.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Structures/Furniture/toilet.yml
index 90c450e1c7f90..ec8fc10fd7b24 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Structures/Furniture/toilet.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Structures/Furniture/toilet.yml
@@ -147,6 +147,30 @@
         - ReagentId: GastroToxin
           Quantity: 20
 
+- type: entity
+  parent: ToiletEmpty
+  id: ToiletFilled
+  suffix: Empty, Random Cistern Loot
+  components:
+  - type: EntityTableContainerFill
+    containers:
+      stash: !type:NestedSelector
+        tableId: ToiletCisternLoot
+        rolls: !type:RangeNumberSelector
+          range: 0, 1
+
+- type: entity
+  parent: ToiletDirtyWater
+  id: ToiletDirtyWaterFilled
+  suffix: Dirty Water, Random Cistern Loot
+  components:
+  - type: EntityTableContainerFill
+    containers:
+      stash: !type:NestedSelector
+        tableId: ToiletCisternLoot
+        rolls: !type:RangeNumberSelector
+          range: 0, 1
+
 - type: entity
   parent: BaseToilet
   id: ToiletGoldenEmpty