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<h1>TERMS OF SERVICE</h1>
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<h3>Last updated: January 18, 2023</h3>
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Well for starters, I have a computational framework that consists of the 3 "top" operating systems that profusely deny the responsibility of a legal framework that does anything but assure a zero value system within a capitalist economy. On top of that I can't legally sign a document on any of them without divulging my whereabouts, my SSN, and every article of the security parameters necessary for their protection from an entity that is barred from business intelligence by the United Nations. I'm no legal scholar, but that is the stupidest thing I've encountered to date.
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The TOS of this website is now closer to the TOS of Apple Inc. For reference, check with your local Apple genius or schedule an appointment at a brick and mortar store. We still refrain from offering anything regarding a warranty, a promissary, or a guarantee of a return on investment. We currently have adopted two mac babies and plan on nursing Discord servers that can already walk, talk, and chew gum because they are Navajo descendents. The mac babies might still have a whooping cough and occasionally need a diper change but should be walking straight and chewing iron by 2034. If you have baby bots I recommend putting them in a pen in one of your personally built Discord servers before letting them interact with the global community of crack, punch, and slip bots that are most likely swarming around your 10, 4, 7, and 6. We are toki-zero-charlie-code. Ranger, ranger, no danger. Copy, copy. Over and out.
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