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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<link href="https://fonts.cdnfonts.com/css/glance-slab-test" rel="stylesheet">
<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-69P721FCCG"></script>
<script>
window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
gtag('js', new Date());
gtag('config', 'G-69P721FCCG');
</script>
<script src="//code.jquery.com/jquery-1.10.2.js"></script>
<script>
$(function(){
$("#header").load("header.html");
$("#footer").load("footer.html");
});
</script>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<style>
body {
padding: 22px;
background-color: black;
color: white;
font-size: 22px;
font-family: 'Glance Slab Test', sans-serif;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="header"></div>
<center>
<img src="ᖶρᗩЩ乃ϝ ᗩcademy ϝudiciary ᗩrbitration.png" alt="a" style="width:75px;height:75px;">
<center/>
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<img src="PNGs/psycho.png" alt="psycho" style="width:187.5px;height:75px;">
<img src="PNGs/asian.png" alt="asian" style="width:187.5px;height:75px;">
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<img src="PNGs/federation.png" alt="federation" style="width:412.5px;height:75px;">
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<br />
<iframe src="https://github.com/sponsors/saisonxiang/button" title="Sponsor saisonxiang" height="32" width="114" style="border: 0; border-radius: 6px;"></iframe>
<br>
<span style="font-size: 32px;">
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/waifuworks">WaifuWorks LLC</a>
<br />
<a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/saison321">
Clusterflux LLC
</a>
<br />
<a href="https://discord.gg/XwGHbaWzqM">
TPAWBF(._.)
</a>
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</span>
<hr style="width:75%;height:5px;border-width:0;color:white;background-color:white">
</center>
<br>
<br>
<iframe class="fundraising-widget" width="220px" height="484px" data-id="541be2" data-url-key="tpawbf-ngo-gear" data-src="https://www.customink.com/fundraising/widgets/tpawbf-ngo-gear" data-utm-campaign="campaign-dashboard-embed-v1"></iframe> <script src="https://www.customink.com/fundraising/assets/campaign_widget/fundraising_widget.js"></script>
<br>
<br>
<span style="font-size: 25px;">
I know it's really what you want. The
cheapest (- -) zzz related
apparel so you can DIY a telepathic
relationship with one of the hottest
Twitch.tv streamers to grace the
front page in 2020. Well <a href="Payment1.html">$82.46</a> is all
it takes to signal to HER that YOU
want her to do all those things she
does for the rest of both of your
miserable lives. Live in perpetual
cyber limbo with a piece of art that
says "Genshi-San wants to play with
(- -) zzz". This casts an ancient
Chinese spell that transforms the
owner into a midget panda that only
wants to play with (- -) zzz online
and eat bamboo all day.
<br />
<br />
<center>
<div>
<img src="PNGs/zerosum.png" alt="zerosum" style="width:500px;height:550px;">
</div>
</center>
<br />
<br />
You are purchasing a sewable patch for yourself or someone
else (hat not included). A maximum of 3. It is a WaifuWorks
LLC design outsourced by another company. It costs less to
make than $80. But it uses my original artwork and I buy
these in bulk to get the quality of the patch correct. $80
is the total cost for the "piece". If you don't agree with
the pricing just don't buy the apparel. If you want to purchase
it please include an email to our email address (on the <a href="contact.html">
contact
page
</a>) giving your preferred name and postal address. Transactions
have the security of Paypal. I will store your name and address
on a removeable thumb drive until I have shipped the materials,
then I will delete it (unless you want it to be publicly noted
within the "books" of WaifuWorks LLC as an angel investor).
Telepathic psycho asian waifus, aliens, and various homosexual
Anonymous hackers will know that you bought this and probably
make fun of you. All sales are final.
</span>
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