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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<link href="https://fonts.cdnfonts.com/css/glance-slab-test" rel="stylesheet">
<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-69P721FCCG"></script>
<script>
window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
gtag('js', new Date());
gtag('config', 'G-69P721FCCG');
</script>
<script src="//code.jquery.com/jquery-1.10.2.js"></script>
<script>
$(function(){
$("#header").load("header.html");
$("#footer").load("footer.html");
});
</script>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<style>
body {
padding: 22px;
background-color: black;
color: white;
font-size: 22px;
font-family: 'Glance Slab Test', sans-serif;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="header"></div>
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<span style="font-size: 32px;">
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/waifuworks">WaifuWorks LLC</a>
<br />
<a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/saison321">
Clusterflux LLC
</a>
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<br>
<br>
Here is your chance to secure the hat that can make you a made guy. With this magical combonation,
forged by a simple trade, you will have a focusing aid toward the development of your third eye through
concentrated telepathic material science applications via cyberspace. For <a href="/HTML/Payment1.html">$112.35</a>
you can see through the far reaches of space to find you long lost asian temptresses that will make you
wish you had given up on love for baseball cards.
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<center>
<div>
<img src="PNGs/hattt.png" alt="hattt" style="width:500px;height:550px;">
</div>
</center>
<br />
<br />
You are purchasing a hat for yourself or someone else. A
maximum of 3. It is a WaifuWorks LLC design outsourced by
another company. It costs less to make than $80. But it uses
my original artwork and I have to spend an hour of labor sewing
the patch onto a hat (fairly tedious work, and I hate tedious work).
$80 is the total cost for the "piece". If you don't agree with
the pricing just don't buy the apparel. If you want to purchase
it please include an email to our email address (on the <a href="/HTML/contact.html">
contact
page
</a>) giving your preferred name, postal address, and at least 3
prefered colors. Transactions have the security of Paypal. I will
store your name and address on a removeable thumb drive until I
have shipped the materials, then I will delete it (unless you want
it to be publicly noted within the "books" of WaifuWorks LLC as an
angel investor). Telepathic psycho asian waifus, aliens, and various
homosexual Anonymous hackers will know that you bought this and
probably make fun of you. All sales are final.
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